i don’t think i can ever be sad again knowing parks and recreation exists, i’m being so serious.
For the record, I honestly don’t give a fuck how much cock you suck. Suck a thousand cocks. Suck a million cocks. There’s no such thing as a slut. That’s just a lie they told you born out of male anxiety. Anxiety about adultery and misattributed paternity.
Sex isn’t sinful either, though you can trace a lot of sexual repression and misogyny back to the Abrahamic religions. Before Emperor Constantine tried to replace the pagan religions with Christianity, they used to have sex in church. Sacred prostitution. Happened a lot in Mesopotamia, for example. And the Mesopotamians weren’t stupid either. They invented the fucking wheel.
It’s your body to do with as you please. If anyone tries to dictate a dick limit to you, they’re trying to take ownership of your body. And that’s slavery. If they call you a slut, that’s slavery. And I refuse it. Suck an infinite number of cocks for all I care. Just enjoy it.
earlier on i was in my school library revising (well playing candy crush saga) and then the fire bell went off so obviously we had to leave the building and i was ABOUT to leave without my bag because you know the whole dont try to take your bag rule but luckily i took it with me because it turns out there was like a gas leak so everyone got to go home early so if i didn’t i would have been stranded
anyhow my college has blown up along with all my sociology notes, i will literally give up on life itself.
