i haven’t read jane eyre in months and i’ve totally forgotten how to write any essays on it and my english exam is tomorrow

hahahahahahahahahahhaha no!!!!

I’m going to fail my English exam tomorrow because instead of revising, my friends and I are exchanging voice notes on facebook of us doing covers of songs but saying “meow” instead of the actual words

I need not remind all of you that we turned 18 quite a while back now

apparently it’s silly to hate men as an institution???? idu why people argue with me when i’m pretty sure they actually have no idea what i’m on about????

ugh i need some new real life friends who share the same viewpoints as me

Some guy came up to me while I was waiting for noola outside KFC and he thought it was acceptable to start his excruciating chatting up by saying “you know…you really look like one of my Nigerian sisters and thats why I was staring at you from over there….you’re really one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen” and then he proceeded to have a conversation with me while I just looked off into the distance

i think i might start wearing weave and i really want to get like looooooong weave, you know azealia banks long? i’d look like a goddess.