December 2011
hey do you know what would be cool???? if people who live in london and follow me come and see me sing at the O2 indigo at some showcase, it’s some time in january and the tickets are only a fiver and it would mean a lot i’m not even joking lol
i’m going to spend the first few minutes of 2012 eating pizza and a fried chicken sandwich and some nuggets looks like some things never change lmao
fatty in 2011;fatty in 2012 :@
do you think i could buy a cat and keep it in the closet under the stairs and it’ll be it’s home decked out with lots of food and catnip and i’ll even call it harry potter aahahahahahaa get it??? aaahahahahahahahahaaaahaha
i feel to put a septum ring in the ear that i’m not stretching but i want the one with the spikes as balls instead. forever putting jewellery i places they shouldn’t be but idc it’ll look nice
i proper want those eyeball hairbows and the bone hairslides if i can afford them but i really want other stuff and idk what to do gok wan plz help me!!!!! (joking go choke on some belts)
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does anyone want to pay me for really great hot steamy sex? and by that i mean pay me to stay in with you and watch movies and eat popcorn
just waiting for my paypal shit to be sorted out and then i can start shopping on ebay again. i need that £10 backpack and that £7 sheer oversized blouse ugh why did i fuck up my paypal
i thing i do hope will happen for me next year is that i get a job because i fucking NEED money oh and i’m definitely going to go all my lessons so i can get my bursary and even tho it’s only a tenner it’s still money ya know?
fuck i told y’all i’m bad with money, i mean i can spend it all if i want because it’s my crimbo money but i kinda want to save it to get other shit
oh who am i kidding i’m gonna spend it all
surprised i haven’t seen an influx of mean girls quotes seeing as it’s on e4 right now
……………..oh wait i don’t follow imbeciles
next stop on my shopping spree is asos
BRACE YOURSELF ASOS!!!!
okay so i bought the sony headphones and now i’ve bought navy vans and the ouran highschool host club boxset
MERRY CHRISTMAS
marks and spencers is also where i shop to get some smashin’ bras to accommodate my crackin’ pair of tits
marks and spencers is where the oldies shop to try and clutch on to any last remaining bit of youth they have
ugh i’m so excited for my headphones now but i might still get those rilakkuma ones AND i fucking want those heartbeats man £40 is a bargain when they’re usually £80 i swear well i dunno but i really want them :—-(
omg the lady gaga heartbeat headphones are only £40 on play.com and i fucking want them but i need to buy other things with my money mdsg’ls,dg’l;gm;wnbhksfbv omg this can’t be happening to me
i don’t think people understand how overrated nandos is, it’s good but it’s REALLY not as good as people freaking make it out to be (although i’ll still eat there because…..well it’s chicken)
i haven’t had a phone for months now and i hate not being able to contact people or be contacted especially in a time of emergency (wait who am i kidding, i don’t text or call people and vice versa fuck friends)
spending new years eve pulling out my hair and searching for adventure time shirts on ebay because i have nothing better to do (actually i could revise) and i’ll probably carry on into the new year oh well fuck a new year fuck a new me
jealous of my baby cousins because they’re 1/4 filipino so they’re black with asian eyes and they’re all cute and shit aw man
am i actually jealous of babies? i don’t think my life could be anymore embarrassing
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what my dash usually consists of around christmas/easter/new years/ 9/11
people moaning
people moaning about people moaning
people moaning about people moaning about people moaning
joking i’m going to wash my hair today and treat it like a princess so it can be soft and healthy again
havent washed my hair in weeks and it’s all dry and knotted and smells so i think i’m gonna stick with this in the hope that i get dreadlocks
feel like becoming an adventure time blog for the next hour………
the best thing about 2011? finding an adventure time blog.
i have £74 in my bank account right now, money that i can’t spend because my MUM forgot to change my address at the bank ugh hate you mum u slut (joking love you)
brunch should be called leakfast instead
mini cocktail sausages, poached eggs and buttery toast for breakfast…………….oh wait it’s 3:35pm um lets make that brunch
my sister got this buff top from asos that i had my eye on and now i can’t get it because she has it and she said if i get it then she’ll kill me in my sleep and i dont even think she’s joking